Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Brittany Spears knew nothing.

At a crossroads.

I don't think anyone truly understands the afore statement before they're in college. I'm in college now and BOY DO I GET IT NOW. Crossroads. Holy Moly, I understand. 

College: Where your childhood understandings become obsolete, you realize you know basically nothing about anything and where life throws a pie of reality right in your face as it laughs like Julia Child and punches you in the butt cheek. 

Just watch, colleges all over the contiguous US will be using the above proposed slogan sooner than you can say all the countries in the world spelled backwards in reverse alphabetical order. 


I know this all sounds really negative, but it's most definitely not. I've just got a cynical sense of humor. It's a problem. I struggle. 

These are the roads in front of me that are currently crossing like a giant bowl of emotional spaghetti: excitement, decision, uncertainty, joy, anxiety and certain death. 
Above these roads looms a dark raincloud with a faintly visible rainbow at the end. 

(I know, the imagery is poorly thought-out and a bit creepy, but...welcome to my mind.)

Hehehe.

I really do love college, it's just that right now these darn roads are scary. 

Although, I've recently realized that i have a GPS. Global Positioning System? Nope.

Godly Positioning System. 

BHAM.

I've powered it up and I have no doubt that it will eventually take me to where I need to be.